Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones.

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.

When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Everything they say about Elvis today is true. He was just one great guy. He wasn't jealous of anyone. I would say Elvis was really someone special when you add it all up.

At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.

Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim [Blake Nelson].

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

Cause I'm a redneck woman.

Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.