Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

Guys like Otis Blackwell and Bobby Darin, and all the guys who were writing songs for Elvis at the time, just hanging around, writing songs, talking about music.

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways.

The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.

If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with.

When somebody like Elvis Costello comes along, anybody can make a good record with him.

There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

Music saved my life a few times because I could play the stuff rednecks loved. They thought I was great and they wondered why I didn't do that all the time.

I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the Deep South. It was not quite redneck enough.

My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music.

I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s nose right around the time they divorced.

Get in here and make me some dinner—now, woman.""News flash, Michael, you're supposed to be evil, not redneck!

How many of you were born in Oklahoma? Yeah, never raise your hand to a question like that again. We’re the mecca of beer-drinkin’ rednecks.