Restroom Quotes

Restroom Quote of the day

I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

You know, I'm going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I'm going to start thinking of her as a human being.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.

The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.

We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.” “You’ve got a magician named Mel?

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.