Ridiculous Quotes

But it's healthy - whatever you can do to keep you fresh and awake. Acting's such a ridiculous job and sometimes you need to look at it like that to get a sort of degree of freshness.

Have you ever gotten tired of hearing those ridiculous AT&T commercials claiming credit for things that don't even exist yet? You will.

I realized that I needed to know more about the business side of things. I don't like feeling uneducated about things, and feeling uneducated about my own business felt ridiculous.

It's not a certain society that seems ridiculous to me, it's mankind.

I am so grateful to be alive. It's ridiculous to be alive.

There's something vile (and all the more vile because ridiculous) in the tendency of feeble men to make universal tragedies out of the sad comedies of their private woes.

Young women that would not be thought coquettish, and old men that would not be ridiculous, should never talk of love, as if they had any concern in it.

The qualities we have do not make us so ridiculous as those which we affect to have. [Fr., On n'est jamais si ridicule par les qualites que l'on a que par celles que l'on affecte d'avoir.]

It is as proper to have pride in oneself as it ridiculous to show it to others.

We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.

It is as commendable to think well of oneself when alone, as it is ridiculous to speak well of oneself among others.

Nothing is more ridiculous in old people that were once good-looking, than to forget that they are not so still.

Behind many acts that are thought ridiculous there lie wise and weighty motives.

Our job as directors is to entertain an audience, it's not just to do it for the director. You might as well sit in a white room and look at the movie for the rest of your life - it's ridiculous.

In meditation all the fake dull thoughts that you think, all the ridiculous philosophies, the necessities, all the things that won't matter a bit when you are dead - fade away.

At this point, you are so far away from what you really are, it is ridiculous. The good news is that every step you take within brings you more in touch with that which you really are.

We live in a competitive society. To pretend that it is not there is ridiculous. That is how the whole planet is set up. If you are not competitive, you do not succeed, you do not survive.

Today it is very popular to do a thing we call channeling. People are trying to channel entities and have these beings come through them. In my estimation this is downright ridiculous and dangerous.

There is competition in Zen. Let's not be ridiculous. There is competition in everything in life; being a winner in Zen means, competing and winning in the world of enlightenment.

To get involved with some ridiculous battle of power with someone else will use up your energy.

Stop being jealous, I mean, to be jealous is to suggest that God doesn't know what she is doing. This is ridiculous! She does everything perfectly

They have said this is a lower level. Ridiculous! They're really both the same light, just two different forms.

At this point you are so far away from what you really are, it's ridiculous.

There's this absurd innate need in most men to feel that they're more powerful than women are, which is ridiculous.

I hate Twitter. I think it's disgusting. It's ridiculous that you as a stranger can type something to me, and I see it. Technology has gone too far.

I don't see a point in advertising my marital status when men don't. Completely ridiculous.

There is a terrible truthfulness about photography that sometimes makes a thing look ridiculous.

It is a ridiculous notion to assert that because the United States is on the offense, more people want to hurt us. We are on the offense because people do want to hurt us.

I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

I have the most ridiculous TV crush on Michael McIntyre. I fell in love watching him on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

A man running after a hat is not half so ridiculous as a man running after a woman.

Bye, bye! I'm from Colombia! I'm Sofia Vergara!

This face. What is it like to wake up to this face?

Wait, I kinda do love you.

You wear clothes so beautifully!

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

It's especially ridiculous to think you have to be successful when you're so young. You should be able to adventure and not worry so much about achievement.

I always expect there to be a new counter-culture coming up, something that would make punk look as ridiculous as punk made the hippies look.

[Eva Braun] always called him der Führer to us. It was ridiculous, but she never changed that.

I love Vivienne Westwood. So much. Every time I go to London, first thing I do is go in there. It's ridiculous!

I'm never going again on Met Gala. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.

I think it's pretty ridiculous to sit back and think that we've changed the horse so much, without realizing that they have changed us an awful lot too.

[I] wish that the land-tax went a little more according to situation than it does. 'Tis really ridiculous, how one has to pay five times as much as another, without any reason that ever I heard tell.

Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

I really did for a few weeks think, I'm in pain because the world needs me to save it. Which is so ridiculous and egotistical.

We got the vote, which we should've been born with, in 1920. Everything we've had to struggle for - it's ridiculous.

I hate to say "found himself" - it sounds so ridiculous.

It is a ridiculous demand which England and America make, that you shall speak so that they can understand you. Neither men nor toadstools grow so.

Great vices are the proper objects of our detestation, smaller faults of our pity, but affectation appears to be the only true source of the ridiculous.

'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse.