Ridiculous Quotes

I know how ridiculous this sounds because of the job I do but I don't believe in romanticism and make-believe.

I was a hundred-percent sick, I felt as if I had no further use for my legs, they just hung over the edge of my bed like unimportant and rather ridiculous objects.

You are afraid of the people unrestrained-how ridiculous!

people who understand grammar always have a keen sense of the ridiculous.

I've never filed a patent lawsuit. I hope never to file a patent lawsuit. That may be unrealistic, but it would be great if I could avoid doing it... Lawsuits are a ridiculous way to do business.

Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!

Rock is very, very important and very, very ridiculous.

The major networks, the cable networks, they're being prosecutors. They're judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c'mon, that's ridiculous. But they're doing it.

The magnificently humble. The enormously small. The meaningfully ridiculous. Robert Walser's work often reads like a dazzling answer to the question, How immense can modesty be?

The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie.

Petitions are ridiculous.

To pace about, looking to obtain status, looking to attain 'importance' - I can think of nothing more ridiculous.

The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous.

What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end of the world.

Let's grease the wheel over tea, let's discuss things in confidence. Let's be outspoken, let's be ridiculous, let's solve the world's problems.

You can't dispute the ridiculous. You can't argue reasonably with evil.

I had ridiculous amounts of energy. Mom's like, you're driving me crazy - do you want to try gymnastics? From the moment I started it, I loved it and it kind of was like storybook from there.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

Men's requirements of women are impossible and ridiculous and so destructive.

You know...my flower...I'm responsible for her. And she's so weak! And so naive. She has four ridiculous thorns to defend her against the world.

Humans can be fairly ridiculous animals.

In a world of travail and cheap wine the ridiculous becomes sublime

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

I've managed to make a living in a very ridiculous business, and that's fine with me. The trick now is, after you've been in it for a while, you still have to remember to have fun.

The French have a saying that whatever excellence a man may exhibit in a public station he is very apt to be ridiculous in a private one.

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

It’s fun to be in a place where ridiculous is normal.

Raillery is more insupportable than wrong; because we have a right to resent injuries, but are ridiculous in being angry at a jest.

That conduct often seems ridiculous the secret reasons of which are wise and solid.

A man is ridiculous less through the characteristics he has than through those he affects to have.

The qualities we have, make us so ridiculous as those which we affect.

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments. Han: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.

For reasons which many persons thought ridiculous, Mrs. Lightfoot Lee decided to pass the winter in Washington.

The only source of the true Ridiculous (as it appears to me) is affectation

Writing is the only profession where nobody considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. Money is like an arm or a leg; use it or lose it.

He makes himself ridiculous who is for ever repeating the same mistake.

This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of the Pack, I'm far above petty revenge.

A civil ruler dabbling in religion is as reprehensible as a clergyman dabbling in politics. Both render themselves odious as well as ridiculous.

The more ridiculous the character is, the more sincerity you have to bring to it.

To her own heart it was a delightful affair, to her imagination it was even a ridiculous one, but to her reason, her judgment, it was completely a puzzle.

I'm a dad now and whatever I'm doing in life I usually put a lot of effort into it - usually too much effort, so it kind of comes off ridiculous at times.

It's fatal to talk about acting. It sounds faintly ridiculous if you start analysing it.

It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.

In a society of ideological believers, nothing is more ridiculous than the individual who doubts and does not conform.

I mean, I hate when actors talk about how hard their job is. It's ridiculous, because we have the best job in the world.

President Obama is so much smarter and a better communicator than members of Congress in either party. The contrast, side by side, is almost ridiculous.

So many times we're portrayed in ways that we don't want to be portrayed, in ways that make us seem so ridiculous.