Romance Funny Quotes
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They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.
I think sometimes the stars align whether we want them to or not. And we're drawn to certain people and places for no other reason than...Destiny.
Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then--that sometimes a spy doesn't need a cover so much as she needs a shield.
Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely.
No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.
Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that, ” Garrett said gruffly. “You’ll have me convinced I’m going to die.”“You’re not?
Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch, ” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.
You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.
He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn’t.
She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.
He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.
I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana...
Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, ” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.
Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?""I need a gun."This was not how his dream was supposed to go.
Excuse me, ” she said, her voice tight. “But if I’d known there was going to be a firearms examination at the end of the kidnapping, by God, I would have studied for it!
How ’bout you take this Cajun injector here, ” I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, “and give me a shot of protein instead.
Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.
Boys don’t gossip.”“Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.”This was a disturbing prospect.
Cowboy!" she hollered.Every man on the street turned to stare at her."--pg.117
All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.
Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.
Jamie gawked at the JLM T-shirt peeking out of Theo's leather jacket and his face glowed. "Yes I-L-Y?
I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, “Morning breath!
The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.
So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.
I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit
When she looked at him with those dark eyes, Nassar felt the urge to say something intelligent and deeply impressive. Unfortunately, nothing of the kind came to mind.
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried
I… have an unnatural fondness for him, Duchess. One might even say that I love him. As a man should love a woman, really.” “Well, I would imagine the mechanics of that would be different.
If my mom sees you here, she’ll ---“ “Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?
Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time.
My ex wants to come and rescue me.’‘Too late! I already rescued you. Who does this guy think he is?
What are you doing here?”All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?” he responded with just a touch of his own sarcasm.
What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!”“Good, ” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough.
What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal, ” he finally said.
Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.
Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?""Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged. He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?
All pomp and show.” Anjali’s glare at the house would’ve exploded bricks if she’d had superhuman powers. “A fat cow needs a big barn.
You’re not worried about being compromised, are you?” he asked. “Because I’ve already done that.