Romance Humor Quotes

Romance Humor Quote of the day

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Picnics are very dear to those who are in the first stage of the tender passion.

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.

Anthony looked down at his evil clutches -- hands, he reminded himself, hands -- and grinned anew.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.

Missing you is worse than Pittsburgh.

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

Kitty need's a tounge bath

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.

Nice dress. Take it off.

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry.

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that.

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91)

You're taller than I am, but I'm stronger, and meaner right this minute than you could ever imagine" - Lady Madelyne.

Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?

Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?"- Elizabeth Bennet

Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.

But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.

Holy fu-" he starts then catches himself."Yes, this tithe will be most pleasing to her Goodness." Me and Magnus exchange amused glances.

In the future he would remember to be kinder to her clothing... provided that she didn't look so damn good in them.

Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. "What in the world's gotten into Ben Lawson? jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she's got a magic hooha.

He fell in love with the way she fell in love with everything besides him.

I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.”“It would be equally as delicious.

That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.

I want to take ye to bed. In my bed. And I mean to spend the rest of the day thinking what to do wit ye once I got ye there. So wee Archie can just go and play at marbles with his bollucks, aye?

Trust me, ’ he says with a touch of impatience.‘Stop asking me to do that, ’ I say, equally as impatiently.

Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing

But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.

It is possible to compromise in certain areas when choosing a partner for life, but never on a cravat.

I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.

Lucus?"She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the ceiling as though it had done him wrong in some way.

Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.Sophie, you're practically a midget, " he reminded her.