Romantic Comedy Quotes
She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.
I gotta go but... I miss you. That's all.""I miss you too", I say hugging my body tightly with the sleeves of his shirt.This... Is falling.
Trust me. You’re a constant riddle with an ever-changing solution." ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro
He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.
That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.
How can I be more important than someone else? Isn’t every life important?
Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda.
Mungkin kau harus berhenti memedulikan apa kata orang tentang dirimu.
I rock in his arms under the stars and the blanket of night air, unwilling or unable to tear myself away.
If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.
The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!
Those ties...those ties are forever, and I never wanted to be connected to any other person so permanently. Forever was always meant for you and me, Spence.
Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.
What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?
Often you don’t know whether you’re the hero of a romantic comedy or the villain on a Lifetime special until the restraining order arrives.
(Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we have no good answer to that question.)
How ’bout you take this Cajun injector here, ” I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, “and give me a shot of protein instead.
I’ve got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that’s for sure.
Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.
Facebook should start publishing breakup stories. 'So and so and so and so are no longer in a relationship.' With a tombstone next to it.
When you keep a secret from your parents, you're not trying to protect yourself. It's because you're trying to protect them.
I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together.
She’s not ready and maybe she never will be, but I won’t stop trying. I’ll be patient if it kills me. I can just see it now. Cooper Hebert died of blue balls and a broken heart.
I want to rip the rest of those buttons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana...
Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, ” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.