Romney Quotes

Personally, I think Mitt Romney would be a great secretary of state.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.

Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.

Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that, he said, 'Well that's nothing. I like to execute people.'

They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.

Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.

Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.

Mitt Romney was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' on NBC. It's interesting — you have an empty suit trying to please everyone, and then Romney comes out.

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million.

I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.

Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the indigent, and the white with the Caucasian.

Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Mitt Romney has outdone himself in choosing Rep. Paul Ryan as his running mate.

Any concerns that Romney will adopt McCain's milquetoast campaign model are quickly diminishing.

I'm not going to change it, because I think Mitt Romney has proven to be not a smart person.

I thought it was very unfair. I thought what happened to Mitt Romney was very unfair in the third debate. So, I'd want to be. I'd want to have somebody that I think could be fair.

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job.

First of all, with Mitt Romney, I was saying to the Mormons - the Mormons are very smart people.

Now, more than ever, the choice between Obama and Romney will be which one do you want to ruin your country?

There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.

The G.O.P. is desperately seeking someone who can save the party from the fate of nominating Mitt Romney. But every time a non-Mitt throws his hat in the ring, the hat explodes.

Mitt Romney has a proven job creation record as governor and in the private sector.

He [Mitt Romney] didn't pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain, but obviously he can't release those tax returns. How would it look?

The number of people who are actual supporters of Mr. Romney could very well be less than the Donner Party, whose members they sadly resemble in many ways.

The more I learn about Mr. Romney, the less there is to admire.

In the end, that's what it comes down to with Mitt Romney. He's running as the non-Barack Obama.

In my lifetime, Mitt Romney is the most qualified leader I've ever seen run for the presidency of the United States.

Governor Romney has paid 100 percent of his taxes that are owed. He has complied 100 percent with what the law requires.

I've always viewed Mitt Romney as a very conservative person.

Chris Christie has officially endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Christie said President Obama is 'shrinking the American pie.' And believe me, if there's one thing Christie hates, it's a small pie.

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.

Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip.

Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school - kind of like Mitt Romney.

[Mitt] Romney didn't get beyond the numbers. He couldn't get 50 percent. Romney didn't - Romney got killed by the under-$50,000-a-year income voter. He just got killed in that.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

Less than a year after loading the company up with debt, Romney and Bain gave themselves bonuses four times bigger than the $8 million they had put into the deal.

Team Obama continues to dominate new media, spending far more effort and money than Team Romney in targeted online youth outreach.

I would love to be able to serve in office in some capacity with Romney as president.

Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.

Today, Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that a firehouse isn't a house where you get to fire people.

The film 'Boyhood' won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy's journey over the course of 12 years - or as Mitt Romney calls that, 'running for president.'