Rugby Quotes

My dad played rugby, so I used to watch a lot of rugby union and rugby league.

Having played in both competitions over recent years I believe that although standards continue to rise in Super League, the NRL is a better competition.

I'm especially grateful that they're here at a time when the rest of Ireland is focused on the final round of the Six Nations rugby tournament and the last match of the legendary Brian O'Driscoll.

We play a tough game. If people want to whinge, they can go to a different sport. It's part of the game, it's what I love about it . . . and I'd hate to see it go.

They always lose when it matters (getting it wrong about England in the rugby world cup final 2003).

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.

God somehow makes sure that in international rugby nobody wins ALL the time!

I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married.

About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

Bloody Jackson - he can land it on a 20 cent piece. Trouble is, it's usually in a bloke's pocket in the grandstand.

We had started the tour hoping to make about 200 pounds each as the All Blacks (All Golds) had done the previous year. We got nothing and were lucky to get home!

I've played rugby at school a bit. I didn't play football at school; I played football after school.

I've spent a lot of my teenage years working on sets. I've missed out on more than just playing rugby, but I think I've managed to keep my feet on the ground and keep my friends around me.

My father's a keen sportsman, and so is my mother. My mother's brothers all played international rugby for Samoa. That's where I got my dreams from.

As an English player you are lifted when the crowd gets behind you. The atmosphere over here can be unsettling for the Australian players and I hope all our fans get behind us.

Wanderers, Dublin's oldest rugby club, has been described more than once as the club of the Church and the Army: the wags added "...unfortunately the wrong Church and the wrong Army."

The Olympics are every four years and I think every athlete who competes in the Olympics wants the gold medal, and I think that's what the World Cup is for a rugby player - it's the gold medal.

It doesn't matter in any game of rugby how many points the opposition scores, as long as we score more!

In my youth I thought I was going to be a professional rugby player.

It was dreadful, I had pain. It was like someone was trying to put pressure up there.

I've always played sport. I played rugby, I was involved in athletics, I played cricket... I'm an outdoors kind of guy.

Hopefully, I can put the pictures they take of me up on my Facebook.

I would have thought there's no greater country to watch rugby than New Zealand.

I retired from rugby because I was old and getting really slow.

One moment of magic, or one big moment to capture the match.

Those Aussie rugby fans are a bunch of sore losers. I hate 'em all.

The time for reminiscing is after rugby. Then you can sit down and get fat.

Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious.

I come from a sports family and my husband is a rugby player.

I have some very special guests tonight, and I would like to give a big welcome to the Wayne State men and women's rugby team for coming to the game tonight and to be on my TV Show

With all the traveling and promotion I've been doing for 'Murderball,' its been difficult keeping up with my rugby training.

I get too excited about football and rugby.

It doesn't mean anything when we go back to Sydney and its round one and we're starting from scratch in the NRL. That's the one we really want.

I think the main message is that world rugby needs New Zealand and New Zealand needs world rugby.

I know American football. I know a little bit about soccer. I know baseball, I know basketball. But, rugby is a foreign language.

I was absolutely a non-starter at games. My report for rugby said, 'Nigel's chief contribution is his presence on the field.' I used to pray for rain and sometimes it did rain - and we played anyway.

South African rugby doesn't have to stand back for anyone.

I thought you could play ... You've got nothing. Where's the big hair? I brought my scissors today so I could cut the hair. You've got nothing.

He's the best centre in the game I think, definitely the best in the Super League by far.

I didn't have to play rugby that well, and I didn't have to play cricket that well, because I had this voice.

Its like a Contiki tour, getting on and off buses, getting pissed.

It was the kind of mouth that should only be found on angels. Chick angels.

Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties

Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called out to Jesus when he’d been deep inside her.

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer.

If I’d known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

He’d gone too far. He didn’t usually talk to women so frankly. Not with them both fully clothed anyway.

She loved him. She loved Ryder Davis. She loved his stupid face and his dumb smile and his idiotic biceps.

Whatever am I going to do with that monster, Ryder Davis?”He gave a husky laugh. “I think you could probably just tell it to come now and it would.