Salad Quotes

Salad Quote of the day

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

A salad is not a meal, it is a style.

He toss my salad like his name Romaine

A well-made salad must have a certain uniformity; it should make perfect sense for those ingredients to share a bowl.

Bread is the king of the table and all else is merely the court that surrounds the king. The countries are the soup, the meat, the vegetables, the salad, but bread is king.

My salad days, When I was green in judgment.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor.

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

Who puts strawberries in a salad? Seriously, is this a thing now? Is it a thing I don't know about? Is it an American thing? It can be. It's freaking me out.

To remember a successful salad is generally to remember a successful dinner; at all events, the perfect dinner necessarily includes the perfect salad.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.

Cholesterol is a substance in the blood that causes you to eat salads.

Acting in "Star Wars," I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit salad, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were.

To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

I want to focus on my salad.

If I'm telling people I'm boxing and then I'm eating a burger tonight, it's because I am. I'm not cheating and eating a salad and then being like "Yeah! Burgers are cool!"

It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat.

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce.

Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA!

In LA, I live on sushi or salad.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.

The horse does not eat cucumber salad

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl.

Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots.

They call me Tater Salad

I eat a lot of salad, a little meat, and some fruit—that’s all. But I like sweets.

The parlour cars and Pullmans are packed also with scented assassins, salad-eaters who murder on milk.

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

...the pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models.

I may not know much but I can count.

My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting.

An acquired taste, this dense Jabberwocky-ish word salad is a political allegory about a populace that's been pharmaceutically duped into believing its wretched world is wonderful.

You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.

Salad is roughage and a French idea.

For too long we have been taking, and the Earth has been giving. But that free-for-all, that all-you-can-eat buffet, it's over. The salad bar is closed.

In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.

I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.

Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy.

We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat.