Salami Quotes

Salami Quote of the day

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.