Sandwiches Quotes

Sandwiches Quote of the day

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes.

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich?

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

Life is good when you have a good sandwich.

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.

My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.

Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

Enjoy every sandwich.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.

I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

What is the past, what is it all for? A mental sandwich?

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus?

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her.

I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that.

down the sidewalk where laborers feed their dirty glistening torsos sandwiches and Coca-Cola, with yellow helmets on. They protect them from falling bricks, I guess.

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and still use his creel largely to transport sandwiches and beer

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.