Santa Claus Quotes

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff.

I didn't grow up in church. I had no concept of God - existence, I - the name Jesus was synonymous with tooth fairy and Santa Claus.

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.

Do some good to the ghetto, Mr. Kris Kringle. Come and stay awhile, kick it with God's Angels. Take and acknowledge my wisdom and understand That Santa Claus is a black man.

Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going to take care of us.

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from within your mind. Just realizing that will change your whole life.

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it?

I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults.

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of that basket is left as an exercise for the reader.

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag. He said he'd get back to me next year.

Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

MURRY: I believe in a lot of things. Santa Claus, magic, vampires, and even ghosts but I don't believe in luck. Good or bad.

Some of what we learned early on turned out to be true (the earth is round

The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real.(2) Santa isn't real.(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Of course there is a Santa Claus. It’s just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That’s why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.

The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on Christmas Eve but to let their hair down and drink a a little eggnog.

I discovered that the real meaning of Christmas has nothing to do with you at all. It is about a very special gift. I want to you tell you about this gift.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?

Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world?

I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.