Santa Quotes

"Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas."

If the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!

Once you become an actor, it's important to take care of yourself. I live in Santa Monica, where I can mountain bike, hike and go running on the beach. I like a nice sunset jog.

She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation Army Santa Claus, once, without dropping money into the kettle.’ (Wulf)

A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

What I want for Christmas is to be a Japanese pop star. [Laughs] Santa can't exactly put that under the tree, but I'm hoping that some magic will happen overseas.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

It is hard for people who have not lived in Los Angeles to realize how radically the Santa Ana figures in the local imagination. ... The wind shows us how close to the edge we are.

Famously sunny Los Angeles has long been known as the homeless capital of America, from beachy communities like Santa Monica and Venice to Skid Row downtown.

Santa Fe is a great place which people don't get there often, but it's like a unique place.

My connection to Santa Fe is very closely, and continuously a connection with Reid. I believe in him and his philosophy of photographic education.

Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff.

He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.

It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

I had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary.

Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults.

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.

I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a big red bow on it?

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

I just discovered the Santa Monica flea market, every Sunday. I go weekly. There's a lot of interesting things there.

Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag. He said he'd get back to me next year.

I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of that basket is left as an exercise for the reader.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

Yeah when you're in the middle of filming this movie [Bad Santa 2] it doesn't matter what you say you can think of some sort of way to twist it into something dirty so we were laughing a lot.

God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.