Sarcasm Quotes

I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.

No, no. By all means, lead on. Nothing gets the blood pumping more than hunting down the biggest threat to the realm and deciding we'll just wing it.

How careless of me!" By which she meant that she had deduced that he had found [them] in his pocket and pitied him for needing to be forever in the right.

Is it shocking?" he asked sarcastically. "To discover that there are things you don't know?

She could be a fire hazard. Maybe we should remove her from the ship before she spontaneously combusts.

The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.

If this is how you feel about a desert, I can't wait until you see your first real tree. Your mind will explode.

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.

Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.

You could heal him?" I asked, glancing at Hal."Could, " said the wysling, "but won't, until I get what's

Yes, look at him, " Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible.

The queers could almost pass for the same species as the straights.

How's Alison getting on?'Conway snorted. 'Tucked up in the sick room like she's dying in some season finale. Little fadey voice on her and all. She's having a great old time.

Shit will always be Shit! No amount of perfume can make it stink less

He told me and Rafe to stay put in case you came home, burn the note and get hot water and disinfectant and bandages rea

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic and complicated as possible, so that some day Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it.

That's quite gallant of you. After you've ignored me for the better part of a week, like a boy half your age with twice your charm.

And involuntarily I compared the childish sarcasm, the religious sarcasm of Voltaire with the irresistible irony of the German philosopher whose influence is henceforth ineffaceable.

We met at a local restaurant.She tweeted from her Smartphone, "Socializing is so liberating compared to being hung on Social media all the time".I liked her tweet and asked for the Bill.

Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir, ’ said Carrot‘What, in Ankh-Morpork?’‘Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value

Would somebody please tell him whose idea it had been to kill the entire state of Colorado?

There was a silence. Elliot was surprised, because he would have thought the sound of every atom in his body exploding with indignation might make some noise.

For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for.

Think people really want to know what's out there?""Probably not. People don't know what they want, Evelyn, or life wouldn't suck

The 'incredible frog hotel'—really a local bed and breakfast—...the frogs stay (in their tanks) in a block of rented rooms.

Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir, ’ said Carrot'What, in Ankh-Morpork?’Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value

Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale’s head.

It'll make you look rugged, ' Mel says.'Because I woke up this morning, ' I say, 'and the one thing I realized I lacked was ruggedness.

True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.

Great. Relationship advice from one of America's most wanted.

I've interrupted a party. Is it in celebration of the peace or in honor of the next war?

The sarcastic little know-it-all needs help, does he?

Sir Mark Turner, " he said. "I speak with the tongues of a thousand angels. Butterflies follow me wherever I go. Birds sing when I take a breath.

I'm so well-rounded I'm almost spherical.

Sorry if this little war’s inconvenienced you in any way, ” Indris drawled. “I’ll try to schedule the next one with you in mind

It's not something a kid like you should've gotten ahold of.

This is supposed to be a lighthearted session of symbolic document destruction, not a political debate.

Nothing like a little shared racism to build ties with the boss.

Weapons master is giving me special lessons." she (Amily) chuckled. " He calls then How Not To Get Killed lessons.

Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car’s interior?

Don’t worry, hero. If the vamp shows up, I’m here to protect you.”“Great, I can hide behind your massive ego.

Yes!" Belen raises his fist in a victory gesture. "We shall save the world from Invierne with slings!

I’ve been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.

Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb.

What's going on?" I asked when he finished."I'll let you know soon. For now, we have to wait.""Great. My favorite thing to do.