Sarcasm Quotes

If you wish, I shall go personally to your City and knock together the heads of Perlith and Galooney.

Yes. Yes I am. I am a completely demented misogynist.

Will suspected Jem was in fact cleverer than he was himself - but he lacked Will's tendency to assume the absolute worst about people and proceed from there.

I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.

Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. "How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?

The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.

Discord says it's a good idea. That's comforting.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned - yet whose enormous fortune...has already brought him acquittal!

He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?

Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.

What with the reviews of critics, the sarcasms of one's friends, the reproaches of one's own taste, there's precious little peace after publishing a book.

Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm.

Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful.

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and Master. Be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick)

Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help.

Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm.

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.

Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.

But I'll be fine. I'll be with Tod. He's a good guy, you know." He just hides it under all the sarcasm and curls.

Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.

I always get the better when I argue alone.

The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.

Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.

With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.

Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.

Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.

I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.

People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating.