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Sarcastic Quotes: "This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever."

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.



Sarcastic Quotes: "There are no nudists in cold areas."

There are no nudists in cold areas.




Sarcastic Quotes: "You're a parasite for sore eyes."

You're a parasite for sore eyes.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.




Sarcastic Quotes: "Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry."

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.



Sarcastic Quotes: "He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.




Sarcastic Quotes: "The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter."

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.



Sarcastic Quotes: "If you think research is expensive, try disease!"

If you think research is expensive, try disease!



Sarcastic Quotes: "Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage."

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I have some sarcastic sides of me."

I have some sarcastic sides of me.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos."

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.




Sarcastic Quotes: "The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas."

The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.



Sarcastic Quotes: "When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.



Sarcastic Quotes: "The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!"

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!



Sarcastic Quotes: "I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!



Sarcastic Quotes: "Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.



Sarcastic Quotes: "The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves."

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork."

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.



Sarcastic Quotes: "People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?"

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?



Sarcastic Quotes: "My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical."

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.



Sarcastic Quotes: "My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic."

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.



Sarcastic Quotes: "The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom."

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up."

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.



Sarcastic Quotes: "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.



Sarcastic Quotes: "'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?"

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?



Sarcastic Quotes: "Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits."

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.



Sarcastic Quotes: "We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it."

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.



Sarcastic Quotes: "People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad."

People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.



Sarcastic Quotes: "The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain."

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.



Sarcastic Quotes: "History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity."

History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.



Sarcastic Quotes: "You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work."

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding."

I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When I thought you were normal you turned out to be abnormal."

Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When I thought you were normal you turned out to be abnormal.



Sarcastic Quotes: "If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?



Sarcastic Quotes: "McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer."

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog."

Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.



Sarcastic Quotes: "If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism."

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.



Sarcastic Quotes: "There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously."

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.



Sarcastic Quotes: "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.



Sarcastic Quotes: "No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast."

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything."

Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.



Sarcastic Quotes: "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.