Sassy Quotes

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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

Do unto others, then run

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

Take you me for a sponge?

Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.

Frailty, thy name is woman!

Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.

O braggart vile and damned furious wight!

You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy.

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.

Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.

You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.

Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, Drink off this potion!

He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

They have a plentiful lack of wit.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her.

I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.

Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

You are strangely troublesome.

I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled.

I love the sassy skinnies; that's what I usually wear.