Satan Quotes

The devil's happy when the critics run you off.

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

Nowhere have I ever heard of Satan taking the form of an avuncular hippie. No doubt he could. It just seems inefficient.

Our laugh is a torment and our cry is a joy for the Satan!

They fell asleep smiling. It is to erase the fixed smiles of sleeping couples that Satan trained roosters to crow at five in the morning.

If Satan wasn't around, churches would go out of business.

We must not lose hope. Hope is an anchor to the souls of men. Satan would have us cast away that anchor.

Satan hates God for His own sake, and everything that is dear to God he hates for the very reason that God loves it.

Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.

If C++ has taught me one thing, it's this: Just because the system is consistent doesn't mean it's not the work of Satan.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.

Satan--the impersonation of that mixture of the bestial, the malignant, the impious, and the hopeless, which constitute the fiend--the enemy of all that is human and divine.

I was influenced by the medieval theological beliefs when I presented Satan in Jesus' dream as unable to figure out who or what Jesus is, and unable to see the future.

Hell is the bloodcurdling mansion of time, in whose profoundest circle Satan himself waits, winding a gargantuan watch in his hand.

The temptations of God were always more dangerous for mankind than those of Satan.

Satan is to be punished eternally in the end, but for a while he triumphs.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan.

Good intentions can be evil, both hands are full of grease. You know, sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace.

Satan will give you a little taste, then he'll move in with rapid speed.

Satan is always looking for legal right and authority to torment and attack people. Whatever he has the right to do, the devil will do.

When we sin, Satan tells us we are lost. In contrast, our Redeemer offers redemption to all—no matter what we have done wrong—even to you and to me.

If you will tell me when God permits a Christian to lay aside his armour, I will tell you when Satan has left off temptation.

If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee.

The term "black metal" has become a lot looser, or can include a larger range of sounds and extra-musical aesthetics, not just Satan and power chords.

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

Will do Satan's work for food.

Satan is not going to leave. The only way to get him out is to invite God in, and God is not welcome in my mother's house.

People seem to think I'm Satan.

Without Satan, no Christ.

The Monster’s crimes were so horrific that a mere man could not possibly have committed them. Satan, in the end, had to be invoked.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

It's kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship.

Because Adam, God's deputy on earth, transfered his legal dominion to Satan, God became obligated to recognize Satan's legal standing.

Satan is cunning and man is weak, but God rules the heart of his faithful, and does what he will.

The world needs more true praying to save it from the reign and ruin of Satan.

I hold communications with saints and angels, even with satan himself.

I make music to make you sick of fake music, hate music like devil worshippin Satan music. So say your prayers, your Hail Marys and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

If we have any criticism of our leaders, we invite Satan into our lives and beliefs.

Satan knows that youth is the springtime of life when all things are new and young people are most vulnerable.

One of Satan's most frequently used deceptions is the notion that the commandments of God are meant to restrict freedom and limit happiness.

If I were Satan and my ultimate goal was to thwart God's kingdom and purposes, one of my main strategies would be to get churchgoers to ignore the Holy Spirit.

You know what 'FEAR' stands for? It stands for 'False Evidence Appearing Real.' It's the darkroom where Satan develops his negatives.

I've gotten letters, but mostly from Bible-belt types who say, you must be Satan! They come right out and call me Satan and hope that I'm damned to hell.

Faith in to-morrow, instead of Christ, is Satan's nurse for man's perdition.

My childhood was full of deep sorrows - colic, whooping-cough, dread of ghosts, hell, Satan, and a Deity in the sky who was angry when I ate too much plumcake.

Satan was a blunderer ... who made a stupendous failure. If he had succeeded, we should all have been worshipping him, and his portrait would have been more flattering.