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Satire Quotes: "I've always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this."

I've always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.



Satire Quotes: "Maud: Young women are never happy.Betty: Mother, what a thing to say.Maud: Then when they're older they look back and see that comparatively speaking they were ecstatic."

Maud: Young women are never happy.Betty: Mother, what a thing to say.Maud: Then when they're older they look back and see that comparatively speaking they were ecstatic.




Satire Quotes: "A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite."

A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite.



Satire Quotes: "hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')"

hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse')




Satire Quotes: "Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption."

Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption.



Satire Quotes: "Alice is fictional. This isn't."

Alice is fictional. This isn't.



Satire Quotes: "Oh well, " McWatt sang, "what the hell."

Oh well, " McWatt sang, "what the hell.




Satire Quotes: "A satirist is never certain whether he/she will be acclaimed or punished."

A satirist is never certain whether he/she will be acclaimed or punished.



Satire Quotes: "Kara knew je only recognised t and a on a string and he was nothing more than a sleazy pupeeter"

Kara knew je only recognised t and a on a string and he was nothing more than a sleazy pupeeter



Satire Quotes: "Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule."

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.



Satire Quotes: "He was a boom boom shake the room " kind of guy"

He was a boom boom shake the room " kind of guy



Satire Quotes: "I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!"

I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!




Satire Quotes: "Akthent on thee latht thyllable."

Akthent on thee latht thyllable.



Satire Quotes: "To be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, ans that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impoitently happy."

To be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, ans that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impoitently happy.



Satire Quotes: "Though firm, we are never too firm, though we love fun, we never have fun in a silly way that makes us appear ridiculous, unless that is our intent."

Though firm, we are never too firm, though we love fun, we never have fun in a silly way that makes us appear ridiculous, unless that is our intent.



Satire Quotes: "She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string."

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.



Satire Quotes: "Attend to your Configuration."

Attend to your Configuration.



Satire Quotes: "After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned."

After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned.



Satire Quotes: "Now we go in and take over, " answered A. "It's our duty to help these people."

Now we go in and take over, " answered A. "It's our duty to help these people.



Satire Quotes: "Satire is the antidote to Pollyanna and Dr. Pangloss. It focuses our gaze sharply upon the the contrast between things as they are and as they should be."

Satire is the antidote to Pollyanna and Dr. Pangloss. It focuses our gaze sharply upon the the contrast between things as they are and as they should be.



Satire Quotes: "People who regularly abuse power don't like being laughed at'."

People who regularly abuse power don't like being laughed at'.



Satire Quotes: "I denounce the do-gooders, the feel-gooders, the “activist clubs, ” and anyone else who makes people feel like the problem is being taken care of. Trust me. The problem is not being taken care of."

I denounce the do-gooders, the feel-gooders, the “activist clubs, ” and anyone else who makes people feel like the problem is being taken care of. Trust me. The problem is not being taken care of.



Satire Quotes: "[An] explanation that was simply in the best traditions of female logic:"I don't know why, but I want it, so you need to give me that expensive thing."

[An] explanation that was simply in the best traditions of female logic:"I don't know why, but I want it, so you need to give me that expensive thing.



Satire Quotes: "When it comes to assassination, execution is everything."

When it comes to assassination, execution is everything.



Satire Quotes: "History repeats, again."

History repeats, again.



Satire Quotes: "It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes."

It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes.



Satire Quotes: "Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending."

Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending.



Satire Quotes: "The madrigore of verjuice must be talthibianised."

The madrigore of verjuice must be talthibianised.



Satire Quotes: "Get some sleep, Secretary General, get some sleep. Revolution can wait till the morning."

Get some sleep, Secretary General, get some sleep. Revolution can wait till the morning.



Satire Quotes: "He hiccupped and continued: "I write therefore I come...But unfortunately, my orgies are never eternal!..."

He hiccupped and continued: "I write therefore I come...But unfortunately, my orgies are never eternal!...



Satire Quotes: "If you are against abortions, don't have one."

If you are against abortions, don't have one.



Satire Quotes: "Leave it to the Americans to use love as a motivational tool while challenging insects to declare whether they are with you or against you."

Leave it to the Americans to use love as a motivational tool while challenging insects to declare whether they are with you or against you.



Satire Quotes: "The burden is on the sane."

The burden is on the sane.



Satire Quotes: "But you understand the relationship between pi and Gaussian curvature, right? pg 264"

But you understand the relationship between pi and Gaussian curvature, right? pg 264



Satire Quotes: "Steve needed to be careful here. He'd read mid-twentieth-century science fiction so he knew that once you started switching realities you ran into problems with nested levels of existence."

Steve needed to be careful here. He'd read mid-twentieth-century science fiction so he knew that once you started switching realities you ran into problems with nested levels of existence.



Satire Quotes: "Perhaps there's an innate human emotion inside us all that when we are presented with something we don't understand, we immediately want to kill it."

Perhaps there's an innate human emotion inside us all that when we are presented with something we don't understand, we immediately want to kill it.



Satire Quotes: "Satire today has become a flat ‘tyre'."

Satire today has become a flat ‘tyre'.



Satire Quotes: "If you are not wrong only Pontius Pilate can crucify you."

If you are not wrong only Pontius Pilate can crucify you.



Satire Quotes: "What kind of God is it who's upset by a cartoon in Da"

What kind of God is it who's upset by a cartoon in Da



Satire Quotes: "If you want to make God laugh, tell him-her your plan"

If you want to make God laugh, tell him-her your plan



Satire Quotes: "A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped on my bed - Lucy admitted that Asher had drafted her to help deliver that present."

A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped on my bed - Lucy admitted that Asher had drafted her to help deliver that present.



Satire Quotes: "The problem with you khakis is that you have started believing your own nonsense."

The problem with you khakis is that you have started believing your own nonsense.



Satire Quotes: "I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum."

I write humor as it's pretty much the only thing keeping me out of an asylum.



Satire Quotes: "Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page."

Proceed with caution when you befriend a writer, for if you fall out of their good graces they have the delightful capability of doing any number of dastardly things to you upon the written page.



Satire Quotes: "A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes."

A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes.



Satire Quotes: "...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married..."

...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married...



Satire Quotes: "Would you like to try some cocaine?” Freud offered, “I think you will find it picks you up quite nicely.”“No thanks, ” God declined, holding his soft hands up to show his resistance."

Would you like to try some cocaine?” Freud offered, “I think you will find it picks you up quite nicely.”“No thanks, ” God declined, holding his soft hands up to show his resistance.



Satire Quotes: "Ernst was still in the Eastern Zone, about ninety kilometres from Berlin, when the truck emerged so inexplicably out of nowhere that it seemed to have been created by the rain itself."

Ernst was still in the Eastern Zone, about ninety kilometres from Berlin, when the truck emerged so inexplicably out of nowhere that it seemed to have been created by the rain itself.



Satire Quotes: "If you do it in the bookies, it's a bet. . . . If you pay some 23-year-old in an Armani suit two hundred grand to go to the window for you, it's a derivative."

If you do it in the bookies, it's a bet. . . . If you pay some 23-year-old in an Armani suit two hundred grand to go to the window for you, it's a derivative.