Satire Quotes
Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.
Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.
Satire works best when it hews close to the line between the outlandish and the possible - and as that line continues to grow thinner, the satirist's task becomes ever more difficult.
If you live your life with passion, every second will become an adventure.
It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.
The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.
Now that Mohtarma Veena Malik has embraced Burqa, she should be sent to negotiate with Maulana Burqa, dare I say.
Ball tempering is common in Cricket. Rigging is common in Elections. Whats the big deal? — Najumi Sethi
Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried deep in the cookie jar set aside for future generations.
You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what’s happening on another planet, but not what’s going on inside the person next to you.
Were the stars against him? A woman's fingers are quicker in the sky and shine more brightly.
We put our flags in soil when we arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are.
A spirit of satirical frivolity so dominated Britain in the 1960s that one critic feared the country "would sink giggling into the sea.
Ken steepled his fingers and gazed thoughtfully up at the ceiling. 'Dwarves have done very well for us in primetime.
Not again, Draper, " Frank sighed. "You're not going to stop us from crossing. You and I know that the one thing the Government does even more poorly than provide healthcare is secure its borders.
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article.
No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.
The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it's designed to be user-friendly, which doesn't necessarily require the user to have a clue what's going on under the hood.
What is the secret of life?’ I asked.‘I forget, ’ said Sandra.‘Protein, ’ the bartender declared. ‘They found something out about protein.‘‘Yeah, ’ said Sandra, ‘that’s it.
Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.