Satirists Quotes

Satirists Quote of the day

Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.

Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.

There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.