Saturday Night Quotes

It was Sunday morning (one a.m.), a not unusual time for some farmers, after a late Saturday night, to have a look round their stock and decide to send for the vet.

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.

You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find that all play and no work is as bad as all work and no play

When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.

We went to see him later (on Saturday night) and he was sitting on his hospital bed, getting pelters from my missus for still being in his dirty kit, absolutely stinking.

It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

There are ... just two kinds of girls. Those who go down town Saturday nights, and those who don't.

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten.

I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

Learning dance steps was the sorry Saturday night pursuit of every boardinghouse girl in America.

I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.

There was this real fear in doing Square Pegs after getting such a fast ride to glory on Saturday Night Live. I was afraid that the word would be peaks early, fails to live up to promise.

I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say there's happiness in every bubble!

I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical guest on 'Saturday Night Live.' And I want to play arenas and have tons of people watching me.

I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool.

In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and on a Saturday night.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what it was. It just, to me, it's not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.

I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.

I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and I really feel like people who have left before me have always stayed with the show. They never really quite left, which is nice. Everyone kind of stays close.

My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.

They have long lost count of the days, but always if they want to do anything special they say this is saturday night, and then they do it.

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good.

I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~ Jaz

My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday Night Live" where all my friends did.

I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show.

Playing President Clinton (in Primary Colors) was risky and challenging. Some people thought Saturday Night Fever was risky, because no one had danced in movies for years.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

I'd love to go out on a Saturday night with my friends and watch a movie, but that happens really like once a year or a couple of times.

If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only write what I want, and hopefully people will like it.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week.

Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring.

We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching it.