Saturday Quotes

If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching it.

You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live.

I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6 was to stay up and watch 'Saturday Night Live.'

I used to hate to go to school, because when it was Friday afternoon and everybody was finished school, I knew I was going to work Saturday and Sunday.

When I was a kid, I loved horror films. I used to stay up on Saturday night to watch.

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career.

In God's good time, Which does not always fall on Saturday When the world looks for wages.

Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week.

It's hard to nap on Saturday or the weekends.

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

Very often my weekends are spent performing on Saturday, on stage in the afternoon and again in the evening.

My early exposure to all the leviathans of the Saturday matinee creature features inspired me, when I grew up, to make 'Jurassic Park.'

With Halloween on a Monday this year, that gives people a chance to have parties on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.

I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

I'm still getting my exercise at five o'clock in the morning, that's good. So far I've managed to hold on to a bike ride on Saturday or Sunday morning, probably at least two weekends out of three.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

(About events he will take part in) I vaulted today, and I'll throw the discus tomorrow around one o' clock. Then I'll race in the 100-meter final at 3:45 on Saturday.

Holy Saturday. The best reminder that the silence of God doesn't equal the absence of God.

It's impossible to represent a saint [in Art]. It becomes boring. Perhaps because he is, like the Saturday Evening Post people, inthe position of having almost infinitely free will.

I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love.

an English girl might well believethat time is how you spend your love.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel". That is hypocrisy.

Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.

I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.

Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

Why should I care about you first kiss, ' he said. 'You can kiss anyone you like. But sometimes if you wanted to kiss me, that would be all right, too.