Scotch Quotes

Scotch Quote of the day

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From this promiscuous breed, that race, now called Americans, have arisen.

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad, Worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night, Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.

The Yankee: In acuteness and perseverance, he resembles the Scotch. In frugal neatness, he resembles the Dutch. But in truth, a Yankee is nothing else on earth but himself.

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.

I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.

I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch.

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch

I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.