Screw Quotes

Screw Quote of the day

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner.

Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level.

Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, 'If you don't like me, screw you.' If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart.

Id rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.

In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us. The only way to screw up is to not try anything.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.

Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever!

Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

You just let people do what they do and look at them and give them enough rope until they do what you thought they were going to do... which is screw you over.

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back.

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up.

The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you.

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up!

A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we are sober, when we screw up it's for real.

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.

But when we find that one person who completes us, we don't give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We make it right.

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up

I might screw up, I might embarrass you, I might yell at you, but I will never, ever stop loving you. You're my first born. The first time I held you... I fell in love so hard it cracked my bones.

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.

Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up.

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better.

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.

It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something.

If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.

The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up.

It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.

It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up.

Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only new ones who suffer from that.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.

Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.