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Screws Quotes: "Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously."

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.



Screws Quotes: "Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose."

Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose.




Screws Quotes: "If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up."

If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up.



Screws Quotes: "The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up."

The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up.




Screws Quotes: "Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, it's right here."

Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, it's right here.



Screws Quotes: "No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all"

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all



Screws Quotes: "If people had no fear, you'd hardly need to have to teach them. It's the fear that screws everything up."

If people had no fear, you'd hardly need to have to teach them. It's the fear that screws everything up.




Screws Quotes: "They want liberalization! I'll give them liberalization. I'll loosen the screws until the Americans beg me to tighten them again."

They want liberalization! I'll give them liberalization. I'll loosen the screws until the Americans beg me to tighten them again.



Screws Quotes: "I believe that the subconscious always knows what is best. It is our conditional, vastly overrated rational mind which screws everything up."

I believe that the subconscious always knows what is best. It is our conditional, vastly overrated rational mind which screws everything up.



Screws Quotes: "We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare."

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.



Screws Quotes: "Think of the tools in a tool-box: there is a hammer, pliers, a saw, a screwdriver, a rule, a glue-pot, nails and screws.--The function of words are as diverse as the functions of these objects."

Think of the tools in a tool-box: there is a hammer, pliers, a saw, a screwdriver, a rule, a glue-pot, nails and screws.--The function of words are as diverse as the functions of these objects.



Screws Quotes: "I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats."

I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.




Screws Quotes: "I think that's the most important thing: when life kind of screws you over a little bit, you've got to learn from that experience."

I think that's the most important thing: when life kind of screws you over a little bit, you've got to learn from that experience.



Screws Quotes: "Each of us is full of too many wheels, screws and valves to permit us to judge one another on a first impression or by two or three external signs."

Each of us is full of too many wheels, screws and valves to permit us to judge one another on a first impression or by two or three external signs.



Screws Quotes: "The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you."

The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you.



Screws Quotes: "I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono."

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.



Screws Quotes: "But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all."

But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.



Screws Quotes: "Screw the truth into men's minds."

Screw the truth into men's minds.



Screws Quotes: "A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else."

A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else.



Screws Quotes: "Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketball, whatever it may be. It's really hard."

Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketball, whatever it may be. It's really hard.



Screws Quotes: "Nature does not suffer her veil to be taken from her, and what she does not choose to reveal to the spirit, thou wilt not wrest from her by levers and screws."

Nature does not suffer her veil to be taken from her, and what she does not choose to reveal to the spirit, thou wilt not wrest from her by levers and screws.



Screws Quotes: "I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people."

I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people.



Screws Quotes: "No one's a virgin, life screws us all!"

No one's a virgin, life screws us all!



Screws Quotes: "No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it."

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.



Screws Quotes: "Screw it, just do it!"

Screw it, just do it!



Screws Quotes: "What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery."

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.



Screws Quotes: "You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that."

You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.



Screws Quotes: "The church has no power over our lives any more, which is something of a blessing for those who do not enjoy red-hot pokers or iron thumb-screws."

The church has no power over our lives any more, which is something of a blessing for those who do not enjoy red-hot pokers or iron thumb-screws.



Screws Quotes: "Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised."

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.



Screws Quotes: "Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg."

Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.



Screws Quotes: "If you've loved something and then in some ways you become a part of it, you just don't want to be the one that screws it up!"

If you've loved something and then in some ways you become a part of it, you just don't want to be the one that screws it up!



Screws Quotes: "Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours."

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.



Screws Quotes: "Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?"

Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?



Screws Quotes: "Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other."

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.



Screws Quotes: "Why don't we get drunk and screw?"

Why don't we get drunk and screw?



Screws Quotes: "You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are."

You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are.



Screws Quotes: "King's an equal opportunity dirtbag, he screws everybody."

King's an equal opportunity dirtbag, he screws everybody.



Screws Quotes: "If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it."

If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it.



Screws Quotes: "Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us."

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.



Screws Quotes: "The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat of original design upon an invented ocean."

The novelist screws up his courage in order to invest another two or three years in another attempt to float a boat of original design upon an invented ocean.



Screws Quotes: "Screw every known human culture."

Screw every known human culture.



Screws Quotes: "we all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each other on first impressions or one or two pointers. I don't understand you, you don't understand me and we don't understand ourselves."

we all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each other on first impressions or one or two pointers. I don't understand you, you don't understand me and we don't understand ourselves.



Screws Quotes: "And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time."

And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.



Screws Quotes: "I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on."

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.



Screws Quotes: "Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money."

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.



Screws Quotes: "When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play."

When another player screws up, I kind of erase it and make a good play.



Screws Quotes: "If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway."

If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway.



Screws Quotes: "Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it."

Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it.



Screws Quotes: "There is only so much I can understand and not screw up."

There is only so much I can understand and not screw up.