Sears Quotes
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
You all got only three friends in this world: The Lord God Almighty, the Sears Roebuck catalog and Eugene Talmadge. And you can only vote for one of them
It didn't matter that I wore clothes from Sears; I was still different. I looked different. My name was different. I wanted to pull away from the things that marked my parents as being different.
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.
At about the age of ten, during a late summer visit to Sears to buy school clothes, I became aware of the concept of candy by the pound.
If we put a product into Sears, we don't want to have to pull it out in a year, or two years, or three years. We don't want to do that only to have it yanked away.
I was a Knicks fan of the Kenny Sears-Carl Braun-Jim Baechtold vintage. I was even their ball boy when I was a teenager.
To operate a company of the size of Sears Holdings or Wal-Mart or Target or Home Depot or Lowes, you need a combination of skills, and each of those skills needs to be sufficiently strong.
Sears is offering free $10 gift cards to the first few hundred shoppers. So that may have something to do with the early crowd.
I crave white on white and black, but my thoughts race in glorious technicolour, prodding me awake, whipping away the warm blanket of invisibility every time it sears to smother my mind in nothing.
I started modeling, doing the Sears catalog kind of thing, then did a lot of commercials when I was growing up.
Sometimes I claim I write because I put in an application at Sears and they've never called back.
