Security Guards Quotes

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No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I don't want security guards. I don't think security guards are particularly good for your writing.

How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

I don't have big security guards. I don't have an entourage.

The fastest growing occupation in the private sector is security guards. The fastest growing occupation in the public sector is prison guards. (1992)

I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.

Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

None of the wives mention the security guards by the door, who will probably tackle us to the ground if we try to leave without our husbands.

You can avoid the press if you really want to and I don't walk around with five security guards either because I think that just draws attention.