Sense Of Humor Quotes

Don't quit your day jobs, boys, but always keep your sense of humor.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way lies grace - and maybe even glory.

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

Fortune and humor govern the world.

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

What people get admired and appreciated for in community are their soft skills: their sense of humor and timing, their ability to listen, their courage and honesty, their capacity for empathy.

The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.

If a girl doesn't have a sense of humor, then what would you have to talk about?

If you had to choose only two qualities to get you through times of change, the first should be a sense of self-worth and the second a sense of humor.

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people.

A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely.

I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.

I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense of humor

Among animals, one has a sense of humor. Humor saves a few steps, it saves years.

Part of being human is having a sense of humor.

If Bob Dylan really is an historian in and of himself in his work, in his performances, he is also an historian with a unique sense of humor. There's always been a bit of a stand-up comic in him.

Righteous people have no sense of humor.

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?

Frances Bellamy thought the changes spoiled the poetry of it. He was a pretty stern guy. Everybody has some sense of humor, but I don't think he had much.

Nobody in love has a sense of humor.

You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.

Focus on your work. Be the best you that you can be. Develop a thick skin and let things roll off your back. And keep a sense of humor!

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

You have to maintain who you are as a person and stay true to yourself - that's my biggest moral as a human being, as well as a very self-deprecating sense of humor.

I chose Eat: LA as a broadcast partner because of its good taste, sense of humor, and spirit of adventure.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better

A sense of humor is an escape valve for the pressures of life.

I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor.

Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I'm a driven person.

Life is too important to take seriously.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

I have a dark sense of humor.

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.

You know, in the suburbs, most people believe in gravity, but they don't have much of a sense of humor.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns.

With their charm and legendary sense of humor, the British directly or indirectly paved the way for a large number of European compromises.

I've got a dope sense of humor, brah.

In spite of everything, I still have my good old sense of humor.

There are two insults which no human being will endure: The assertion that he hasn't a sense of humor, and the doubly impertinent assertion that he has never known trouble.

Probably the most important single element that I found in my own marriage was a sense of humor. My wife had a delicious sense of humor, and I think I have an adequate one.