Shagging Quotes
Shagging Quote of the day
If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both
I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.
You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't.
Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather.
How galling to watch someone who looks like you, who basically is you, do all the shagging you didn't get to do.
When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.
There's nothing worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Physical violence with someone is too much like shagging them. Too much id involved.
My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.