Shaving Cream Quotes

Shaving Cream Quote of the day

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.