She Quotes

'The Comeback' is my favorite TV show of all-time because it's just brill. It's Lisa Kudrow's show about what it's like to be an actor on a TV show. She's so amazing on it.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

To show a 'well-founded fear of persecution', an alien need not prove that it is more likely than not that he or she will be persecuted in his or her home country.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

We want to talk to celebrities about the things celebrities don't normally talk about. Like, we'd love to get Kim Kardashian to talk to us about finance. She is a businesswoman, after all.

Mom somehow made it to every one of my graduations - even when it meant she had to travel far away.

Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: 'Really? I do, too.'

The woman who made those movies, that's not me. She's someone else.

Books are like movies of the mind and it's better to leave Kinsey where she is.

My wife and I have what's known as mixed marriage. I am a Methodist, she is a Muslim. So we're keeping it in the M's.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes.

Paula Deen is a human being. She deserves forgiveness and a chance at redemption as much as anyone else. America is about redemption.

Against her ankles as she trod The lucky buttercups did nod.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.

I loved being Maleficent. I was quite sad to put my staff down and put my horns away because somehow, she just lives in a different world.

I'm terribly sad about Farrah's passing. She was incredibly brave, and God will be welcoming her with open arms.

My mom used to get arrested for being with my dad. She would get fined. She would spend weekends in jail.

My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo, she was going to take it off with a potato peeler.

My mom was a free spirit, and she brought me up to be a free spirit.

When I was a kid and my mom made tomato soup, she would cut buttered toast into squares and float them on top of each bowl.

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.

I think my first big purchase was actually for my mom. She had one of those '90s TVs in her living room that's like a 10x10 brick, so I purchased her a flatscreen for her living room.

My mom really inspired me. She has always taught me it's not about us, it's about what we can give back.

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.

My mom would have different fragrances for different times of the year. They were a part of her identity. I don't remember the specific ones she used, but I remember the bottles.

At 13, I was wearing plain t-shirts. Then I used to steal my mom's clothing. She had all these crushed-velvet shirts with French-cut sleeves. And, like, seersucker bell-bottoms.

My mom was essentially a single mother raising three boys. If anyone could have had any reason to give up, it was her. But she didn't, and neither did we.

Sometimes, it's hard to separate manager mode from mom mode. I think, as our manager, my mom will get more emotional about situations than she would if she was just our manager.

My mom never wanted to be a grandmom. She never wanted to be a mom, really.

My mom, through my dad, rented the apartment next door to his... he had the lease on both places. But then, she would dress up and act like his maid... a practical maid. No fantasies.

My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can.

I went to elementary like any other kid, but I was just always a little different. I had that sparkle, and everyone told my mom, 'She needs to be on TV, acting.'

Mom worked as a school librarian, and she felt summers were for education.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

If fortune favors you do not be elated if she frowns do not despond.

No connection to the average voter - Clinton has an air of superiority. Despite her wide smile and pleasant appearance, she is envisioned as someone who is trying to hide something all the time.

Dame Barbara Cartland was an endearing eccentric, and when I interviewed her, she wanted me to listen to her dictating to her secretary one of those romantic novels that she turned out fortnightly.

Judy Garland was a different type of entertainer. She was a dancer, a singer, and an incurable romantic.

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.

My dad had an aunt at the turn of the century who died from diabetes, but she was the closest affected relative in my family.

Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and she's proud of her dad.