Shoelaces Quotes

Shoelaces Quote of the day

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

I quit shoelaces a long time ago.

-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See?

I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.

I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

Isn't one of your first exercises in learning how to communicate to write a description of how to tie your shoelaces? The point being that it's basically impossible to use text to show that

When great individuals move so marvelously along the straight and narrow path, it is unseemly of us to call attention to the fact that one of their shoelaces is untied as they make the journey.

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.

Writing a poem is unwriting a knot, like untying a shoelace that is clubbing your foot.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Someone stole my shoelaces once from my shoes. I still wear them and never put laces in them - they're like my trademark shoes now!

You're a painter. You're a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in your tea. And you always double-knot your shoelaces.

I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?

They take away your shoelaces and your belt so you can’t kill yourself no matter how bad it is. I guess making you live is part of the punishment.

Kids can make fun of you for having the wrong shoelaces: that's just kids. But I don't think I had any trouble making friends.