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You'll never see me in the front row of a fashion show. I'm uninterested in it; I find it trivial and banal and boring.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

I don't know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents.

The entire spring and summer line from Marc Jacobs was stolen on the way to the fashion show in Paris. The thief is considered armed and fabulous.

Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.

Nowadays it seems more and more like the 'business' in 'show business' is underlined, and there are campaigns, and it's all part of getting people in to see the movies.

Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business.

I don't like show business. I don't like the business. I love acting. I love this. I love talking to people.

No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.

Show me one man who knows his own heart, to him I shall belong.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

And you poor creatures--who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in show business, too?

As a reader, I don't feel a story has an obligation to make me happy. I want stories to show me a bigger world than the one I know.

Give me someone I can look up to, show me someone I can love.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

I grew up in a show biz family and, if you wanted to talk at the dinner table, you'd better be prepared to talk about film.

Show me the man who isn't interested in discussing himself.

[John McCain] didn't believe me. I think anybody who's been in a POW camp for five years can - take eight minutes on The Daily Show.

A fig for your bill of fare; show me your bill of company.

I hate show business.

People often say, "Riots aren't revolutions." That's true. The vast majority of riots never become revolutionary. On the other hand, show me the revolution that started without a riot.

I thought I was learning about show business. The more painful it was, the more important I thought the experience must be. Hating it, I convinced myself it must be invaluable.

It's important in show business to have friends who understand the cut and thrust of everyday working life and the constant rejection.

People who like to fume about the manner in which Disney changed beloved classics are often ignorant of history, not to mention the realities of show business.

I love the show tunes; I love all of them.

I've been in show business for 50, no, 60 years. I was approached in school to join a variety act.

True friendships don't fade in Hollywood, as so many myths about show business would have you insist.

Show business is a great place to fail upward... and I guess that's what I've done.

I guess show business is a lot like baseball: "Wait until next year!" You just never know. Some of the shittiest shows I've ever seen run forever, and some of the best things never get a chance.

I would rather die than have my fans see me without a pair of heels on. And that's show business.

I'm very happy to be employed. I always contend that in show business that if you're employed, then you're successful.

Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film.

The biggest mistake I ever made was snorting cocaine. The second biggest mistake was I didn't realize that show business was two words.

It's also show business. It's not "show fun friends".

Show me why your regulation of culture is needed. Show me how it does good. And until you can show me both, keep your lawyers away.

Show me slowly what I only know the limits of Dance me to the end of love

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!

Just once I’d like to meet a fella who isn’t a phony. Somebody who doesn’t wanna buy me a fur so he can show me off to his boys.

A lot of people say I'd miss show business if I quit. I'd miss some of it. Now it's the only life I know.

When you're in show business no matter what you're doing it's an insecure business.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

My favorite thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of sad person I am.

Our decisions aren’t just isolated choices. Our decisions point our lives in the directions we’re about to head. Show me a decision and I’ll show you a direction.

Growing up in Mississippi, I was such a farmer, and it's not desirable to bring attention to yourself. That's my nature, and all of a sudden, I'm in show business.

There's no one I trust in show business more than Sabrina Wind. She's my eyes and ears when I can't be there. She weighs in on everything, from scripts to sets to advertising.

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.