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Show me a frigid woman and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

You show me someone who's led a perfect life and I'll show you a dullard.

Show me a mall, and I'm happy.

I’m a much nicer person, much more laid-back and relaxed, not serious like they show me.

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.

The best way to show respect to your fellow athletes is to give the best performance you can.

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief.

You can't show me a sentence, word, or phoneme that is meaningless; by its nature, language is packed with meaning and emotion.

Despair is your friend in show business. I don't believe you can act if happiness is your lot. It's the ups that keep you living and the downs that mete out talent.

In Hollywood they say there's no business like show business. In the hood they say there's no business like ho' business.

Show business is made up of disappointments, and it's through life's disappointments that you grow.

The Beatles looked like they were in show business, and that was the important thing. And the important thing for the Rolling Stones was to look as if they were not.

Show me a man who claims he is objective and I'll show you a man with illusions.

I will listen to any hypothesis but on one condition-that you show me a method by which it can be tested.

Show me a man's closest companions and I can make a fairly accurate guess as to what sort of man he is, as well as what sort of man he is likely to become.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone. This simple goodness shines straight from their hearts and only asks to be loved.

There is no business like show business. There is also no business like certified public accounting, but that doesn't rhyme as well.

Get out of show business. Its the best advice I ever got, because Im so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.

Women are their own worst enemies. And guilt is the main weapon of self-torture . . . Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

It is a waste of money to help those who show no desire to help themselves.

Show respect for those in power, but do not follow them blindly.

Whom God wishes to destroy, He first makes successful in show business.

In show business the saying seems too often true: it isn't enough to succeed; someone else must fail.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

I like very much to put on fashion shows.

Show me an 'easy person,' and I will show you a selfish one. Good-natured he may be; why not? since the disastrous consequences of his 'easiness' are generally shouldered by other people.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.

I meet a person, and in my mind I'm saying three minutes; I give you three minutes to show me the spark.

Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves.

It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean, I don't want to put on sunglasses. That's why I'm in show business.

I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

I was disillusioned by Hollywood at the time, but now I've come to accept that's just the way things are: it's called show business, not show art.

[On being told by a horse show spectator that she looked like Princess Anne:] I think I'm a bit better-looking than she is.

Aight baby show me the exact spot, meet me at Hoyt & Schemethorn at 3 on the dot

And I'm so thankful that I've been allowed to show another side of Trish.

I couldn't do anything. I'd work in a department store for a couple of weeks, but I couldn't hack it. I couldn't even type! I had no skills whatsoever outside of show business.

I am constantly asked why I never made other films after 'There's No Business Like Show Business,' the answer is I was never asked.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something.

I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.

Boxing is just show business with blood.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

You either trust someone day one until they prove you wrong, or you say, 'I don't trust you until you show me I can trust you.' I'm the latter.

I believe that God wants us to show respect.

Show me a completely contented person and I'll show you a failure.

When I do something, I do it all the way. I've been in show business so many years. I've achieved a lot of things.

I have had my different husbands, my families. I am fond of them all and I visit them all. But deep inside me there is the feeling that I belong to show business.