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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

I like 'Elle' magazine. I love things online, like when all the big brands have a fashion show, I like to see the new collections.

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results

I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore.

There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business.

Show me three lines of the opening theory moves and I will prove to you that two of them are incorrect.

When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me.

For The Truman Show, I worked for a few weeks, do my gig, then I was done.

I went to a fashion show, and this silver-haired guy was staring at me with these piercing water-blue eyes. It scared me because I absolutely saw and knew my entire future.

I never know tomorrow what I might be doing. I just ask God to lead me and show me and direct me and help me and support me in it. So I just wait to hear the call.

You don't need tons of money to create art. You do need tons of money to be a part of show business. They are two different things.

Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offered to you.

My idea of gambling was walking through Central Park, whistling show tunes.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Playing music is the best thing in the world. It makes show business almost bearable.

At home, we don't listen to our music-we listen to other people's music. It keeps you attached to the show business world.

I don't need any drug to show me Heaven And I sure know how to spend plenty of time cleaning Hell But I'm missin' that feeling of falling.

I have shared my whole life. My private and my show business life. It helps me actually to feel my songs and to go on with my dreams.

I just went to Harvard a little while, because I graduated from Armstrong High School in Washington and then I went up there but I didn't stay that long because I went into show business.

I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.

O Thou, Far off and here, whole and broken, Who in necessity and in bounty wait, Whose truth is light and dark, mute though spoken, By Thy wide grace show me Thy narrow gate.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I didn't think before that I'd done enough to justify publishing an autobiography but after 40 years in show business I'm now ready to tell my story.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

years later, it's all the TV stars with the film deals, whether it's the cast of Friends or That '70s Show now with Ashton and other people doing stuff.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Both of my parents have been actors; there were a lot of show tunes on in the car all of the time. I grew up with that.

Show me a mistress that is passing fair, what doth her beauty serve but as a note where I may read who pass'd that passing fair?

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.

Really, Mr. Lincoln, I have had enough of this show business.

Don Knotts won five Emmy Awards for Outstanding Performance in a Supporting Role by an Actor or Actress in a Series [in Andy Griffith Show] in 1961, 1962, 1963, 1966 and 1967.

Every female wanna come up to me and show me how much they're not attracted to me... these minority women... they're the only women I can get cause everyone else is scared of me.

That's what I loved about show business, no two days were alike. It's an exciting life.

Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.

I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular, average students. They would gather behind you and help you to succeed in any way possible.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

I have deceived my friends, and I had millions of them.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

I have done about 15 movies so far and am on my 5th season on That '70s Show.

We have a policy at The New Yorker, .. That is, if someone doesn't want to be profiled, we drop it. I would like you to show me the same courtesy.

In Britain, polls show large majorities in favour of mansion taxes and higher taxes on the finance sector.

Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?

Storytellers don't show, they tell. I'm sticking with that.

I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it.

Show me a first-generatio n fortune and I'll show you a successful partnership between a talented individual and society's invisible venture capitalist, the commons.

Show me the man who would go to heaven alone if he could, and in that man I will show you one who will never be admitted into heaven.

Show me something that is not transformed by the other half of the human race.

I do not believe in personal immortality; it seems so unnecessary. Show me one man who deserves to live forever.

You show me a successful complex system, and I will show you a system that has evolved through trial and error.