Silly Quotes

Who comes first? Don't be silly, says King Hal; it's employees. That is - and this dear Watson, is elementary - if you genuinely want to put customers first, you must put employees more first.

Sitcom hours are silly easy compared to drama. Whenever an actor on a sitcom complains, I feel like smacking them!

A great problem of the internet is how to filter information, how to discard what is not relevant or what is silly and to keep only the important information.

Dear though the reader might be, I'd be silly to cater to what the reader wanted.

It was a silly, silly dream, being unhappy.

If you look at my bookings, they've gone down each season. That's something I'm trying to keep improving. On the pitch you don't want any silly bookings

After "Jack Reacher" the parts I didn't like, most of it was silly.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

My mother was an exuberant, silly lady.

Have you ever seen a chess article without a brilliant example of the author's own play? 'Silly question,' you will say. Quite.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

There's a silly notion that failure's not an option at NASA. Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.

Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth?Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.

How are we going to get out of here?""Oh, escape is easy once you have the right

Awesome ends with me but Ugly starts with u...

I thought the trees down in Lady Zelana’s country were about as big as a tree could get, ” he said, “but the ones around here are so tall that they probably tickle the moon’s tummy when she goes by.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.

Can I quote myself...? Oh wait, I think I just did.

Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid

If a friend starts behaving silly because you bother him so much, don't worry, you're not the first person, he has got a sting in his stomach, an hunger that causes an epidemic hatred.

I suppose that means you don’t want any band-aids, either, ” I said, a touch more bitterly than I’d meant to.

It wasn't necessarily that I wasn't a fan of fairies. Really. It wasn't that. It was that I wasn't a fan of being taken hostage by a group of fairies.

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.

It all began with a bucket of eggs.

Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...

I begin to feel this tension when things that doesn't worth attention are the things that attracts attention

Ragging at its most harmless is embarrassing and silly, but at its worst, it attempts to prevent individual students from independent thinking, attempts, in fact, to eradicate freewill

I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now.

I crack jokes and do silly things not so that people laugh on me but because of me.

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.

Oh don’t be such a fuss pot, ” said the fairy, “or I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!

He looked so silly that I could not stop laughing, even as my tears kept flowing. Is the root of laughter also sorrow? As I laughed, I was filled with both joy and sorrow.

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

Let us be loving, be kind, be simple, be silly, be happy.

Meow!" said the chicken.

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.

While you were busy trying to prove God stands behind you, God was before me lighting the trail, so he could lead us both.

I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.

When people say there is no place like home, the first to agree are the homeless.

It's called the Infinity Effect.