Silly Quotes

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song.

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.

When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy

Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots?

One of the greatest faults of the women of the present time is a silly fear of things, and one object of the education of girls should be to give them knowledge of what things are really dangerous.

I always wanted to be an explorer, but - it seemed I was doomed to be nothing more than a very silly person.

The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.

There's nothing Israel can do without US support. It can't breathe without US support. The US bankrolls everything, and it's just silly to think that Israel can do anything without the support.

A lot of people don't know that I'm really a silly guy. I don't take anything seriously. It takes a lot of energy for me to take something seriously.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.

That the last two letters in her name were the first two in his, a silly thing he never mentioned to her but caused him to believe that they were bound together.

A lot of comic actors derive their main force from childish behavior. Most great comics are doing such silly things; you'd say, 'That's what a child would do.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife, This simple boon I beg of Fate - A thousand years of Middle Life.

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.

Fly silly sea bird, no dreams can possess you, no voices can blame you for sun on your wings.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along.

I learned to draw everything except glamorous women. No matter how much I tried to make them look sexy, they always ended up looking silly... or like somebody's mother.

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Those who do not stop asking silly questions become scientists.

No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does.

I'd rather be a silly old fool than a lonely old woman.

You're considered superficial and silly if you are interested in fashion....But I think you can be substantial and still be interested in frivolity.

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

We need to be willing to risk embarrassment, ask silly questions, surround ourselves with people who don't know what we're talking about. We need to leave behind the safety of our expertise.

I like to do chill things on dates. I think it would be fun to go to the zoo. I know it's really weird and random, but I love animals. It'd be like a day of doing silly things, while enjoying nature.

You want to be a hero. That is why you do such silly things.

Adults are just outdated children.

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.

If there are signs that Americans bow to the gods of advertising, there are equally indications that people find the gods ridiculous. It is part of the popular culture that advertisements are silly.

You can go from doing something quite silly to something dead serious in the blink of an eye, and if you're making those connections with your audience then they're going to go right along with it.

People will insist on treating the mons Veneris as though it were Mount Everest. Too silly!

From silly devotions and from sour-faced saints, good Lord, deliver us.

I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is.

The public still repeats, time after time, the silly story that at Wannsee the extermination of the Jews was arrived at.

Don't let your silly dreams fall in between the crack of the bed and the wall.

God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love.

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.