Silly Quotes

'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.

Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.

One is wise to cultivate the tree that bears fruit in our soul.

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?

I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.

God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.

I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm introduced to one I wish I thought What Jolly Fun!

Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.

In my youth it was said that what was too silly to be said may be sung. In modern economics it may be put into mathematics.

It is silly to go on pretending that under the skin we are brothers. The truth is more likely that under the skin we are all cannibals, assassins, traitors, liars and hypocrites.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

The word 'silly' derives from the Greek 'selig' meaning 'blessed.' There is something sacred in being able to be silly.

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.

Simplicity is the great friend to nature, and if I would be proud of anything in this silly world, it should be of this honest alliance.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

You're dealing with a lot of silly people in the marketplace; it's like a great big casino and everyone else is boozing. If you can stick with Pepsi, you should be OK.

... there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

Of all ghosts the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

She did not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe, even if it is not a magic one.

Of course a politician's promise isn't worth the paper it's written on.

David Boreanaz is pretty funny. He's probably the one that cracks everybody up the most on set. He can be very serious as well, but when he's silly he's pretty silly.

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

Postmodernism is silly and joyless at the same time.

I'm always embarrassed when people say that I'm courageous. Soldiers are courageous. Policemen are courageous. Firemen are courageous. I just have a thick hide and disregard what silly people say.

What you teach us to do is good; what you teach us to believe is silly.

Sounds so silly, but I want to accomplish getting my kids through college.

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals. It is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

If it's too silly to be said, it can always be sung.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Try square dancing-at least long enough to no longer feel silly and begin to have fun.

Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly.

God looks like a guidance counselor, God's got that smile. God says, 'How could this be? That's really odd I guess I'll have to check my records, silly me, you know, I'm only God.'

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.