Silly Quotes

I'm always embarrassed when people say that I'm courageous. Soldiers are courageous. Policemen are courageous. Firemen are courageous. I just have a thick hide and disregard what silly people say.

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish.

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

I plan on winning the Super Bowl next year.

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.

I looked upon myself, in a sort of romantic and silly way, as like a laboratory.

Who's going to save rock 'n' roll? It's so silly. Remember like in '86 or '87 and synthesizers were going to take over the world? And remember "rocktronica" in 1997? It's ridiculous.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

Just wonderin', waitin', worryin' about some silly little things, that just don't add up to nothin'.

Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.

Its silly to say it about a tennis player, but Im an unbelievable hero in Germany. And Germany needs heroes more than any place.

Children make you want to start life over.

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it?

Why does a silly bird go on saying "chiff-chaff" all day long? Is it happiness or hiccups?

People should dress the way they want. Any rules for age or shape are silly. If you walk out the door feeling good about yourself, that’s what counts.

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.

The silly when deceived exclaim loudly; the fool complains; the honest man walks away and is silent.

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

Only sing - don't do cheap songs, don't do silly songs, just do, just do wonderful songs that are well-written.

Feminism is ridiculous. Feminists are silly idealists who want to be on top. There is no real equality in sexual relationships - someone always wins.

Be neither silly, nor cunning, but wise

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.

People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.

In my insides, it really hurts if someone doesn't like me. It's silly.

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.

If a man does something silly, people say, 'Isn't he silly?' If a woman does something silly, people say, 'Aren't women silly?

What is a home without children? Quiet.

She had the feeling that the door was looking at her, which she knew was silly, and knew on a deeper level was somehow true.

So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!

It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women.

Money gives me pleasure all the time.

Of habit, the power that keeps the earth from flying to pieces; though there is some silly theory of gravitation.

I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.

... you could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody's proved it doesn't exist!

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly.

We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.

You have grown abominably lazy, and you like gossip, and waste time on frivolous things, you are contented to be petted and admired by silly people, instead of being loved and respected by wise ones.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

What is the purpose of the universe?" is a silly question.

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

Habit is the beneficent harness of routine which enables silly men to live respectfully and unhappy men to live calmly