Silly Quotes

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke

You do silly things for love sometimes and not-so-smart things for love.

But for the silly chaps, we would still be living in the Stone Age.

We would be foolish and silly not to unite with people in the public health sector, the environmental community, [and] unions, to try to challenge corporate agriculture.

I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough. There's never a citation; the quotation just floats like a rumor, repeated again and again.

Love is someone you can be silly with

When I see that little white ball go up, I want to catch it, no matter what. If I have to knock myself silly doing it, so be it.

Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if were put here on earth to show how silly they aren't.

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

You dont know me, you just met me, well if i couldnt have it..silly rabbit, why ya sweat me

The 'silly question' is the first intimation of some totally novel development.

It's so silly not to be nice.

I've always noticed that if you speak the truth in a rather silly way nobody believes you.

You need to be silly to be funny.

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public.

If Terri was upset about how silly she would look, her mother was completely undone. Seems she wanted Terri in her full natural bloom, not with any blooming flower.

When we were doing a scene, lots of times we would collapse giggling because it seemed so silly because it felt like we were doing a home movie at times.

Nothing is as universal as some good scatalogical humor. Even if it means having to be a little silly or cheeky, I think it is worth it.

When people ask me silly questions about my private life, I just say, I don't discuss that.

I want to write something so simple, so short and so silly... and I want it to be for my brother.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant. They're quite clear that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments.

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.

I like guys who are cool and laid-back.Someone who works really hard and has goals but who I can be silly with. Looks are not important to me.

I believe in America. I'm one of those silly flag wavers.

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.

We're blessed to be worrying about the silly things that we worry about when people are worrying about where they are going to sleep, and what they are going to feed their kids every day.

There is something silly about grown men and women striving to reduce their vision of themselves and of civilization to bean counting.

Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?

As long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel.

Celebrity is ridiculous and silly and it's mad that people like me are listened to - you know, rap stars and movie stars.

I'm not into that whole Satanic thing. It's just something to fall back on if you don't have much imagination. Singing you fiftieth song about having lunch with Satan--I'm not into it. It's silly.

I love wasting time and learning to lip-sync to songs; it's a silly hobby of mine.

Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.

Nobody calls me silly. That is not a word that applies to me.

You can choose your friends but you sho' can't choose your family, an' they're still kin to you no matter whether you acknowledge 'em or not, and it makes you look right silly when you don't.

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now?

I loved cutting together simple commercials about margarine or soft drinks - all kinds of silly products - but I tried to make the commercials different.

Our greatest stupidities may be very wise.

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and "Hispanically".

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

I've been called over the top. How silly. If you don't go over the top, you can't see what's on the other side.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

There are twenty-four characters in this book named Max. Let there be an end to this silly business of authors never giving their own names to characters in their novels. False modesty, faugh!

This silly world outside thinks it is finished with Jesus Christ but they haven't even started with Him yet.

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.