Sketch Quotes

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That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

I call it the Etch A Sketch life. Every few years, you should shake that thing up.

Nobody wants to see sketch comedy that's the same sketch they've seen time and time again, or that's just a rehash of that thing.

Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I love sketch comedy. My real goal is to do something with Albert Brooks. That would be my fantasy. I stay up night and day thinking up stuff he might find funny.

I always loved acting and improv and sketch comedy and theater, which I did at a local youth theater.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan.

If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

Sometimes, I sit down to sketch at the unearthly hour of 3 in the morning!

The most mesmerizing of artists is always like one who was merely drawing in the sand and people came to watch.

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.

Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.

There was a male sketch group in my college. I was like why isn't there a female sketch group? So then I started doing sketch comedy and all that stuff. It just happened.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people.

I did sketch comedy for years. Ive always enjoyed it.

But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.

In sketch comedy, wear your character like a hat, not a suit of armor.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

I grab the nearest lamppost when my knees threaten to give out, panting for breath as the words rip through me

When we step onto the bridge, Nathan turns and spreads his arms out wide. ‘Welcome to Pont des Arts, a.k.a. The Lock Bridge.

The boy took my sketchbook.

I head in the direction of the Eiffel Tower when I exit the alley, relieved to be out of the dark.

It just feels like meeting him again was like seeing a blank paper ready to be sketched, a different idea to be drawn.

The reason I sketch your pic at times because in your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

Sketch what you got, it will determine what you will be.

Time's arrow is the loss of fidelity in compression. A sketch, not a photograph. A memory is a re-creation, precious because it is both more and less than the original.

Writing is like painting. You sketch it, add colour, add depth and detail. You give it a final layer and then hang it proudly.

Every gesture and every look he gives me takes me by surprise and causes my heart to stutter.