Smoking Quotes

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I'm so high, it's so lonely up here

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

If you say to yourself 'It's difficult to get up in the morning', 'It's hard to cease smoking', then you are already using hypnotic suggestions on yourself

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars

I wouldnt mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking.

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.

Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

For a woman, le smoking is an indispensable garment with which she finds herself continually in fashion, because it is about style, not fashion. Fashions come and go, but style is forever.

I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty.

If it's good enough for beagles, it's good enough for me.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

Originality is not doing something no one else has ever done, but doing what has been done countless times with new life, new breath.

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.

America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

This vice brings in one hundred million francs in taxes every year. I will certainly forbid it at once - as soon as you can name a virtue that brings in as much revenue.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

[To a priest who smoked:] What a shame for a man to dress like a saint and smell like a devil!

I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.

We have a few things in common - smoking, drinking, and women. Photography just gets us out of the house. (To photographer Juergen Teller)

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

Exercise can't counteract the damage being done to your body while you continue to smoke. What exercise can do is help you kick the habit.

Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts

Two, let's all stop smoking blunts; let's smoke out of papers. Ladies, you all should just love me. Let's all have a beautiful year, let's get this money.

I sit at my door, smoking a cigarette and sipping my absinthe, and I enjoy every day without a care in the world

The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.