Smoking Quotes

Imma sip until I feel it, Imma smoke until it's done.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps.

Privacy is dead, and social media holds the smoking gun.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

Tobacco surely was designed To poison, and destroy mankind.

I don't smoke and I don't want to smoke. I am not a fan of gratuitous smoking in films.

My new year's resolution is definitely to quit smoking. I need to do it.

I've got two smoking guns that just look incredible, and I love to pull them out whenever I can.

Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint

My motto is: walk expropriating and igniting, always leaving behind me howls of moral offenses and smoking trunks of old things.

I can't stand light. I hate weather. My idea of heaven is moving from one smoke-filled room to another.

How many pistols smoking coming from a broken family?

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry.

The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and all my friends who smoked it, I felt they really needed help.

Once you stop drinking and smoking and stuff, it really gets on your nerves, all that nonsense going on.

Most people manage pain by eating, drinking, smoking, distracting themselves, working harder. That's just managing pain, the pain that comes from not feeling fully alive from not growing.

The major thing that holds you back when you're trying to change a bad habit like eating, smoking, or drinking too much is your belief you are out of control.

I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?

We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

I stopped smoking. When I stopped smoking, my voice changed... so drastically, I couldn't believe it myself.

Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming”; “Fear is the basis of all mankind. In cards, you psyche 'em out, you shark 'em, you put the fear of God in 'em

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

Securing an environment of Windows platforms from abuse - external or internal - is akin to trying to install sprinklers in a fireworks factory where smoking on the job is permitted.

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.

Tim Kaine is your friend's dad who catches you smoking weed at a sleepover and doesn't rat you out but talks to you about brain development.

Yesterday when we were getting high, you were invited. You woulda liked it.

The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!