Smoking Quotes

If I didn't have children I might be more of a lush than I am. I like booze. I struggle with smoking. And I'm a big swearer. I'm trying to rein it in but I do think it's a nice seasoning of language.

I don't smoke. Smoking will hurt you when you try to run out a triple.

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul.

My dad had emphysema and both of my parents had chronic bronchitis and ended up with cancers - all smoking related.

Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's radiation dosage coupled with the fact that he smokes.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.

My worst image of myself is me sitting on a bed, smoking a cigarette, waiting for a phone call and thinking thoughts that don't join together.

The girls pick snouts from the pack as though they're chocolates and it matters which they select.

That's what I like about [smoking] . . . taking a drag off of death, Mmm! Gives me a sense of controlling my own destiny. What power! What exhilaration! Want a drag?

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

Securing an environment of Windows platforms from abuse - external or internal - is akin to trying to install sprinklers in a fireworks factory where smoking on the job is permitted.

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.

Yesterday when we were getting high, you were invited. You woulda liked it.

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis

8.45 a.m. My mother is in the hospital grounds smoking a cigarette. She is looking old and haggard. All the debauchery is catching up with her.

A man of no conversation should smoke.

Younger adult smokers are the only source of replacement smokers If younger adults turn away from smoking, the industry must decline.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.

In real life I'm not the one who's playing with guns or smoking.

There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it.

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have other vices, you know, like potato chips and chardonnay - but not together.

Radiation, unlike smoking, drinking, and overeating, gives no pleasure, so the possible victims object.

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

It takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed.

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.

It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one of the nation's leading causes of preventable death, but it's less widely known that cigarettes are also the leading cause of fatal fires.

I smoke goody, no glaucoma.

I had a rough spot about being a goody-goody Mormon, and not drinking or smoking. But I'm kind of grateful I've got this image now. There are no skeletons in my closet. What you see is what you get.

How bittersweet it is, on winter's night, To listen, by the sputtering, smoking fire, As distant memories, through the fog-dimmed light, Rise, to the muffled chime of churchbell choir.

But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.

When you're not smoking anymore, you don't have to carry around a pack of cigarettes, a lighter - all this paraphernalia. So you're liberated in a certain sense. It's the same with drinking.

I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America.

Grateful to The Kerry Gaynor Method for saving my manager's life. He quit smoking thanks to their genius Method.

It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes.

Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson

Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.