Smoking Quotes

Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.

An animal products diet is like smoking 20 cigarettes a day.

Politicizing of kids starts with pregnancy, of course. You shouldn't be drinking wine. You can't be smoking, either. The poor woman is poked and prodded and touched and obsessed over.

Smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall, teacher sends you to the Principal's office down the hall.

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

Most of us have the residue of thousands of songs in our ears, that if you end up songwriting, I think you're mostly smoking the residue of all that material you absorbed over time.

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

Well, the first two days in prison, I had to go through what life is like when you've been smoking weed for as long as I have and then you stop. Emotionally, it was like I didn't know myself.

Quitting smoking is rather a marathon than a sprint. It is not a one-time attempt, but a longer effort.

I think it's easy to stop smoking; it's just hard not to commit a felony after you stop.

I was typing away while everybody was dropping acid and smoking grass. I was known as my own square.

You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

It is a surprisingly close progression from hunting animals to hunting and torturing people... catching and lynching blacks or smoking out Jews during the Holocaust.

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

I have always had the same New Year resolutions: To stop smoking, to start wearing a bra, and to stop shopping.

The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer guy who's really serious, but also really funny and mean.

If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because I've put it out there that that's what I do.

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to.

Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.

Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.

Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age

If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking a cigar, drinking a mint julep and watching it on television.

I was uncomfortable with smoking too much because a lot of young kids watch and I didn't want to make that cool.

Discouraging smoking and drinking is a left ideal.

The first sign of a 'smoking gun,' they argue, may be a mushroom cloud.

I haven't stopped smoking...anything

Kissing is much easier than smoking.

We know how unhealthy it is. I know what happens, though - young women start smoking because they don't think they're really going to keep smoking.

It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe.

Charlie didn't want to give up meat and smoking. Now he's gone.

Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today.

The process of quitting smoking doesn't end with the last cigarette. It's not quitting itself, the real key is staying quit

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

It's a horribly mismanaged company-probably a lot of pot smoking going on there.

You won't go the hell for smoking, you'll just smell like you've been there.

Asking the public health community to investigate the role of vaccines in the development of autism is like asking the tobacco industry to investigate the link between lung cancer and smoking.

People are shuffling by in long coats, with shopping bags and takeout, smoking cigarettes and feigning laughter - filling up their lives with distractions to shut out the chaos.

I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal lung cancer'.

There's no smoking section in heaven.

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.

I've never been in parliament as a National, I gave up smoking about the same time [and] I've rid myself of two cancers.

Smoking is a dying habit.

Stick me in a confessional and ask the question: Sir, if you had the authority, would you forbid smoking in America? You'd get a solemn and contrite, Yes.

I like smoking! I mean, God, I quit everything else, can't I smoke?

I support workplace clean air. But a federal ban on smoking would mean that you couldn't smoke in your own home. I don't care what people do in their home.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

You can quit smoking, and never have to have a cigarette again to survive. But with food, it is a daily challenge.