Smoking Quotes

To quit smoking, you must first want to quit, but then you must also do the quitting

I get shocked by people smoking cigarettes sometimes. i get shocked by watching talk shows. people's moralities are so far below what i would consider standard.

I know I should stop smoking, but it scares me. I mean, what would I turn to next?

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.

FLYING DOWN SUNSET SMOKING CRACK TRANSVESTITE IN THE FRONT EDDI MURPHY IN THE BACK MOP HAD ME GRINDY AND GRIDDY MARILYN MANSON, I DYED MY HAIR BLUE AND GREW SOME TITTIES

May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the some on't.

It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate.

Nickel for my thoughts, dimes in my bed. Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head.

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine.

We gotta stop smokin', stop, stop. I mean cigarette smoking.

I am thoroughly satisfied that smoking is detrimental to the intelligence of Australians who I notice now are beginning to look sickly, pale and intellectually destitute.

When I first came to London, I loved hanging around in cafes, smoking, scribbling, dreaming. It was life-affirming and fun.

The earth is round, smoking is linked to lung cancer, gravity makes things fall, and humans are warming the planet. Scientists strongly agree on all of these.

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.

Quit smoking, and observe posted speed limits. This will improve your odds of getting old enough to be wise.

I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.

we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning.

Men before you have quit smoking - you can too!

I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.

There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of what he did with that cigar.

Here was this man Tom Guthrie in Holt standing at the back window in the kitchen of his house smoking cigarettes and looking out over the back lot where the sun was just coming up.

One thing that will make you quit smoking is sitting across from Keith Richards all night. I don't mind being ugly, but I sure don't want to look like that.

I'm going to stop smoking. I'm not such a good smoker, anyway. It's not in my bones. I'm gonna drop it.

I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.

Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

I asked a coughing friend of mine why he doesn't stop smoking. 'In this town it wouldn't do any good,' he explained. 'I happen to be a chain breather.'

Оf course you can only write comedy when you're smoking weed.

There's a vested interest in trying to keep people smoking cigarettes.

Cigarette smoking is a significant contributor to global warming!

Drinking and smoking grass were a part of my life as far back as I can remember.

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.

Stepped out into the cold, collar high, under the slate gray sky. The air was smoking and the streets were dry, and I wasn't joking when I said goodbye.

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill.

Quit smoking in the hope of growing old. It takes a long time to write. People go to books for wisdom and older authors tend to have more of it.

...don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.

Tobacco is the tomb of love.

You have proved it is a very moral habit.

I love smoking. I miss it every day of my life. If I found out that it didn't cause cancer, I would go out and buy, like, eight cartons right now.

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.

How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.

Quoting, like smoking, ... is a dirty habit to which I am devoted. But then ... I am a professor of English literature; it is an occupational hazard.