Smoking Quotes

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Having an energy conversation without talking about climate is like talking about smoking and not talking about cancer.

I think I was a militant smoker, and I felt hemmed in by a wall of political correctness and I think I purposely and militantly put the smoking scenes in the movies.

It's no good to shoot a guy anymore. It's not enough. Nobody is throwing anybody off of buildings after seeing these movies, but they are smoking after seeing some good-looking celebrity smoke.

People - Hollywood doesn't talk about how bad cigarette smells when it smells like they wake up in bed with somebody who has been smoking the night before.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

On our first tour we just went full on, drinking too much and smoking too much before the shows. But it's a learning curve. We now know our limits.

But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended

We like to keep the sexual tension underplayed, especially between the Smoking Man and me. Once we thought he was my father . . . it got more interesting.

Here in New York City you can now walk around smoking weed and all they will do if they see you is write you a ticket. Unfortunately, the ticket will be to a Jets game.

Cigarettes are pretty much my worst vice, and I even stopped smoking for 20 years. I spend most of my free time with my family and working on art.

College is the best thing that can ever happen to you," my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking.

We didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.

Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.

This world is half the devil's and my own, Daft with the drug that's smoking in a girl and curling round the bud that forks her eye.

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

If quitting smoking seems hard right now, it is exactly what you should start doing

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day.

smoking had come to be an important punctuation mark in the long sentence of a day on the road.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

I was really not a good student, and I felt that shame every day. That's one of the reasons I started smoking pot and drinking daily.

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets-a vicious circle.

It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

If you can't sent money, send tobacco.

I've never smoked crack. I've never done most things, drug-wise. But I assume that the experience I had watching Lost is the experience that crack addicts have smoking crack.

If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?

This blessed gift of smoking!

Those who give up cigarette smoking aren't the heroes. The real heroes are the rest of us - who have to listen to them.

We have not found any smoking guns.

We ["Mary and Jane"] did not want to be a weed show, like it is a bunch of people sitting around smoking.

There is an episode [in "Mary and Jane"] where there is not a lot of pot smoking, but there is a giant wall of weed in their apartment.

The smoking flax before it burst to flame Was quenched by death, and broken the bruised reed.

Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking.

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.

If someone else made 'Up in the Air' or 'Thank You For Smoking' or 'Juno,' I would have wanted to rip their head off. I need that same sort of passion for every project I take on.

The only thing worse for smoking than drinking is quitting drinking. Because then it's the only thing you can do.

I don't know. Everything. Living. Smoking.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

We shall not refuse tobacco the credit of being sometimes medical, when used temperately, though an acknowledged poison.

Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip and never leave the farm.

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

Anyone I think who - that would go through a cancer ward and would see the result of what smoking does, would never, ever think of smoking is sexy again.

Bette Davis had a phrase that called it "cigarette smoking acting" .